February 2013
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Anonymous asked: What wine and champagne do you drink?
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Anonymous asked: When you were younger, what was your favorite "childhood" con?
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Anonymous asked: You seemed angry with Peter when you found out he was going behind your back to dig up information on Sam. But when you found out that Mozzie had also played a small part, how did you feel about that?
October 2012
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estupidapsicolgiainversa asked: Will you marry me?
July 2012
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http://suits-confessions.tumblr.com/
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criminalantihero asked: It seems you've taken a liking to the 'straight and narrow', Neal. Pity, I was quite fond of your work growing up. I also wish to remark on your lovely suits. Have you ever considered Italian loafers to match? I find them to be quite comfortable myself when I'm dealing in my....business, as it were. If ever you find yourself in Ireland, feel free to look me up. -A.F.
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Anonymous asked: Why do you hate Harvey? He might be a little arrogant, but he has earned the right to be. He might not be the smartest person in the room if he is with you though Neal.
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Don’t you guys have any more questions for me? What else am I supposed to do after a long vacation? Drink my foreign wine?
June 2012
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Anonymous asked: Hey Neal! You freaking ROCK. Sincerely, Bethany :)
Anonymous asked: Dearest Nealy, We are wondering if you have a little brother? *Wink Wink* We love you. And hope we become your favorite anons!! We love you immensely, and would legally adopt you, if we could :) Say hi to mozzie for us!
August 2011
47 posts
Out for the night.
Leave me questions in my ask for tomorrow.
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Dear Donna and Neal,
askdonna:
ask-harveyspecter:
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ask-harveyspecter:
asknealcaffrey:
askdonna:
And what if I said that the video wasn’t that…well, bad? What are you gonna do now, Harvey? Hmm?
Thought so.
Harvey, you suck. And Donna, you simply are amazing. I don’t see how you can handle putting up with him every day. I haven’t seen him in a week and I’m already ready for a break.
Well, Donna, I’m sure it wasn’t as embarrassing for you...
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Ask Neal Caffrey: askdonna: ask-harveyspecter:... →
askdonna:
askdonna:
ask-harveyspecter:
asknealcaffrey:
ask-harveyspecter:
asknealcaffrey:
Okay Harvey….
Revenge is a dish best served boiling lava hot, my friend.
A picture vs. a video? Not even a fair match. And now you’ve shown everyone else, including Donna. I’m…so…
Well, to be fair, Harvey is a nice guy. And he’s my friend, despite him never saying that, because he has a...
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askdonna:
ask-harveyspecter:
asknealcaffrey:
ask-harveyspecter:
asknealcaffrey:
Okay Harvey….
Revenge is a dish best served boiling lava hot, my friend.
A picture vs. a video? Not even a fair match. And now you’ve shown everyone else, including Donna. I’m…so thrilled.
Again, when push comes to shove, I’ll kick ass and take names.
So you’re absolutely welcome. Glad to help.
...
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ask-harveyspecter:
asknealcaffrey:
Okay Harvey….
Revenge is a dish best served boiling lava hot, my friend.
A picture vs. a video? Not even a fair match. And now you’ve shown everyone else, including Donna. I’m…so thrilled.
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ask-harveyspecter:
askdonna:
asknealcaffrey:
Uhm. Need I remind you of that video you put on the internet of me singing on my balcony while drunk?
Keep going, guys. It’s not like this is going in my journal or anything. And no. I don’t rant in a journal. I’m not a stupid girl.
Which, by the way everyone can find…
RIGHT THE FUCK HERE.
Feel free to add this to your list of...
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Donna. Kind of like Cher.: asknealcaffrey:... →
askdonna:
asknealcaffrey:
askdonna:
asknealcaffrey:
askdonna:
You know, I wouldn’t even put it past you that you have ties to the US Marshals.
Oh, Neal. The Marshals? Please. Don’t undermine my skills in networking. The Marshalls––please!
Now, now. I would never undermine your skills.
If you really think the pretty-boy act works on women of style [and class. Because, well,...
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Donna. Kind of like Cher.: asknealcaffrey:... →
askdonna:
asknealcaffrey:
askdonna:
You know, I wouldn’t even put it past you that you have ties to the US Marshals.
Oh, Neal. The Marshals? Please. Don’t undermine my skills in networking. The Marshalls––please!
Now, now. I would never undermine your skills.
If you really think the pretty-boy act works on women of style [and class. Because, well, let’s face it, I have class],...
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Donna. Kind of like Cher.: asknealcaffrey:... →
askdonna:
asknealcaffrey:
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asknealcaffrey:
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askdonna:
ask-mikeross:
askdonna replied to your post: Good news. You’ll be seeing Harvey in a skinny tie soon enough, so he won’t be able to make fun of yours anymore.
Don’t communicate with people that promise dates but don’t deliver.
He looks…
Yeah…being handcuffed at the FBI...
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Donna. Kind of like Cher.: asknealcaffrey:... →
askdonna:
asknealcaffrey:
askdonna:
asknealcaffrey:
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askdonna:
ask-mikeross:
askdonna replied to your post: Good news. You’ll be seeing Harvey in a skinny tie soon enough, so he won’t be able to make fun of yours anymore.
Don’t communicate with people that promise dates but don’t deliver.
He looks…
Yeah…being handcuffed at the FBI whilst being framed kind of...
Anonymous asked: do you think harvey and mike would make a good romantic couple?
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Donna. Kind of like Cher.: asknealcaffrey:... →
askdonna:
asknealcaffrey:
asknealcaffrey:
askdonna:
ask-mikeross:
askdonna replied to your post: Good news. You’ll be seeing Harvey in a skinny tie soon enough, so he won’t be able to make fun of yours anymore.
Don’t communicate with people that promise dates but don’t deliver.
He looks…
Yeah…being handcuffed at the FBI whilst being framed kind of means no phone. Tell me how I can...
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Donna. Kind of like Cher.: asknealcaffrey:... →
asknealcaffrey:
askdonna:
ask-mikeross:
askdonna replied to your post: Good news. You’ll be seeing Harvey in a skinny tie soon enough, so he won’t be able to make fun of yours anymore.
Don’t communicate with people that promise dates but don’t deliver.
He looks…
Yeah…being handcuffed at the FBI whilst being framed kind of means no phone. Tell me how I can make it up to you...
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askdonna:
ask-mikeross:
askdonna replied to your post: Good news. You’ll be seeing Harvey in a skinny tie soon enough, so he won’t be able to make fun of yours anymore.
Don’t communicate with people that promise dates but don’t deliver.
He looks like a nice guy…
People look like one thing and BEHAVE like another.
Excuse me, but didn’t I make it clear I was handcuffed in a chair all...
Anonymous asked: did you know that sara seems to be on this site, too? :o asksaraellis to be exact
Anonymous asked: What's your friendship like with Harvey? Pros and Cons?
Anonymous asked: How is it that you're so smooth and you get out of trouble every time?
Anonymous asked: are you dating Peter secretly?
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askpeterburke:
asknealcaffrey:
When even Peter Burke tells me I should have hired Harvey Specter as my lawyer for my case.
The way I look at it, when a brilliant FBI agent has you caught and cuffed you hire the best. Instead of, what, asking Mozzie to find someone for you?
Mozzie did his best, and he’s going to take that offensively, you know that.
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When even Peter Burke tells me I should have hired Harvey Specter as my lawyer for my case.
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ask-harveyspecter:
asknealcaffrey:
ask-harveyspecter:
Hah! You know I could have done better than that.
Hmm..Looks like someone doesn’t want to admit defeat.
Sour grapes.
Sour— Oh, okay, now you’re just being ridiculous. You could’ve just hired me, Neal.
And ruin that sparkling reputation of yours with a case like mine? Even I’m not that cruel.
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askdonna asked: That's good. Because, well, my plans would never revolve around you. And, about the Harvey thing, you don't need to ask or say anything. He's not my father. How does tomorrow at 8 sound?
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ask-harveyspecter:
asknealcaffrey:
Yep. Maybe knocked a three months off. Oh wait…I already did that on my own.
Hah! You know I could have done better than that.
Hmm..Looks like someone doesn’t want to admit defeat.
Sour grapes.
Anonymous asked: Do you miss Sara?
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askdonna asked: Not that I'm wondering, because, well, I don't have time to wonder about other people, but when is this particular "date" going to happen?
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ask-harveyspecter:
asknealcaffrey:
ask-harveyspecter replied to your post: Why didn’t you hire Harvey Specter as your lawyer? Maybe then you wouldn’t have been sentenced to four years.
Excuse you, Anonymous. Your estimated sentence was two years too long.
Harvey…you appear to be tooting your own horn. Again.
Hey, I would have fought hard if you had hired me, that’s all I was saying.
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ask-harveyspecter replied to your post: Why didn’t you hire Harvey Specter as your lawyer? Maybe then you wouldn’t have been sentenced to four years.
Excuse you, Anonymous. Your estimated sentence was two years too long.
Harvey…you appear to be tooting your own horn. Again.
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Anonymous asked: I think he could have. Didn't you know he's the best closer in New York, and probably one of the best lawyers.
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Anonymous asked: Why didn't you hire Harvey Specter as your lawyer? Maybe then you wouldn't have been sentenced to four years.
Anonymous asked: Favourite TV show?
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Peter finally showed up on here. Go follow and pollute his askbox.
http://askpeterburke.tumblr.com/
ask-lolajensen asked: Well, aren't you the perfect gentlemen? I look forward to our little date and working together. It should be fun.
ask-lolajensen asked: Mmm, bordeaux aye? Sounds like a good time. Oh, I haven't gone anywhere, stop by anytime.
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ask-harveyspecter replied to your post: you, sir, are a stud<3 you shall receive expensive…
Except the things you usually get, you stole.
Now that’s not entirely true.
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Anonymous asked: you, sir, are a stud<3 you shall receive expensive and fabulous gifts like Harvey Specter. Except better.
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ask-harveyspecter:
asknealcaffrey replied to your post: What do you think of ponies?
He loves them. He has a large pony painting in his condo.
Uhm. So maybe you moved it to one of your other places? It was there. I never deleted that picture off my phone.
